Exposing Wincam employee Joe Viglione's Secret Exposes before he reveals them himself

Earlier today the rather boring Joe Viglione rather boringly wrote on his rather boring blog the following rather boring blog entry:

Yet another old $27,000.00 a year whore whose silence can be bought off with a Rubber Ducky Water Taxi that also works on land.

There's a joke in there that I am not at liberty to disclose just yet.

No rather boring Joe, keep us in rather boring suspense. Don't unbore us and reveal to us just yet that Pat Fiorello is the entrepeneur who created Boston's Duck Tours and then sold the business off for more money than you will ever see in your entire rather boring life

But keep on believing in your rather boring way that no one else knows this rather boring "secret", it just shows everyone how you rather boringly earned the rather boring title of VILLAGE IDIOT File this one rather boringly under Quackpot