Wincam employee Joe Viglione revealed to be Pinky Lee's bastard son

Incredible as it may sound, blood tests have revealed Joe Viglione to actually be the bastard son of old time comedian and kiddie show host Pinky Lee. Further, modern DNA techniques have absolutely, positively determined that his mother is actually Pinky Tuscadero. As a youth, behind his back, all the school kids ribbed little crewcut boy Joey Viglione, calling him the son of the Pink Panther. Unable to comfort Joe and alleviate his frustrations at being teased so, Joe's mother Pinky became a compulsive overeater until she tipped the scales at well over 300 pounds. This only worsened Joe's school experience when his classmates began taunting him with digs against his mother, calling her a pink elephant.

After Joe graduated from High School, he went on to college where he became easy prey to subversive political activists during a midnight screening of Pink Flamingos. Joe soon found himself to be a member of the Communist Party. Joe Viglione was now a card-carrying Pinko. Due to his father's refusal to acknowledge him as his son at this stage of his life, Joe Viglione developed an unnatural fondness for Tootsie Rolls as a means of winning acceptance from his father, Pinky Lee. This also explains Joe's fidgety mannerisms and the funny giggle in his throat. Not even soothing pink Pepto Bismol could help Joe's digestive tract.

Joe Viglione became a homeless person sleeping in back alleys of restraunts among the garbage cans. It is here where it is believed he contracted pinkeye; not to be confused with Popeye; the Sailor Man with the funny shaped body, who mutters incoherently to himself - no wait... that actually was Joe Viglione, who had assumed this persona in an attempt to hide his true parentage. By now, Joe Viglione was obviously suffering from ill health. He was not in the pink. Becoming addicted to Juice Bars and, feeling mocked by the over abundance of pink lightbulbs so prominently displayed at the local Walmart, Joe Viglione decided to end it all by downing massive quantities of pink lemonade in the belief that the acidic content would cause fatal hemmoraging to his abdomen. This would indeed have been the end of Joe Viglione had it not been for the quick thinking of the bartender, who called 911.

Joe Viglione was rushed to the Mount MeAnywayYouCan Regional Hospital & VD Clinic where he had his stomach pumped and survived. He was remanded to the custody of the Sunkist Baptist Church and forcibly enrolled in their twelve Step recovery program where he remained until they mistakenly put a pink grapefruit on his breakfast tray as the fruit of the day. Feeling unjustly mocked, Joe swore eternal hatred and revenge on the Baptist Church; a vengeance he carries on to this very day. How and why Joe Viglione came to move to Medford Massachusetts (Gehsundheit) remains a mystery but it's been rumored that he discovered Medford had no Village Idiot and felt he was the best qualified for the position.