Wincam employee Joe Viglione wins another prestigious award - Bum Of The Year

For Immediate Release
Joe Viglione wins Medford's most coveted Bum of the Year Award by Unanimous vote of the Medford Square Revitalization Committee.

You are hearing it here first Ladies & Gentlemen. The voting took place just last night at a secret meeting of the Medford Square Revitalization Committee in the basement of 32 Riverside Ave, the once home of Leftfield Sports. And this is highly appropriate since Joe's winning of this award certainly came out of left field! It was a tough vote too, with voting running (pain in the) neck and (pain in the) neck between Joe Viglione and future/past Mayoral candidate John Byers for several hours until just before midnight when Freddie Unanimous switched his vote giving Joe Viglione the win by a two vote margin. The ballots were then all burned by being smoked in a Giant Bong and a cloud of hallucinogenic smoke was released from the building, causing those in close proximity to have visions of Sugarplums dancing in their heads. It's been rumored that Bum of The Year-Elect Joe Viglione himself was in the Square at that exact moment with his nose pressed to the glass, looking for signs of Tv3's moving in to the first floor. Since being at ground zero causes the greatest degree of DELUSION, this fully explains Joe Viglione's delusional blog entries.

All Hail the Holy Cannibus
This Prestigious Award will not be annouced until Evacuation Day (Google it if you don't know when that is - ignore it if you don't care). We here at ICM learned of it because of our Secret Mole Spy Fink buried deep within the Medford Square Revitalization Committee's midst... ah, screw it!!... Truth be told, the guy lives in the basement and all the arguing over who should win woke him up so he insinuated himself into the meeting to spy for us; and mostly for the Free Coffee & Danish. The award will be presented to Joe Viglione at a pomp and circumstance Ceremony at Carroll's on April Fools Day. Joe will be awarded a brand new suit (socks included) and a package of breath mints. whew! In your face Responsible Journalism doesn't get any better than this, folks.

It is unclear at this time if Joe will have to give up his status as Medford's Village Idiot in order to accept the honor as and serve as Medford's Bum of the Year or if he'll be allowed to serve both posts without there being a Conflict of Interest. State Attorney General Martha Coakley is diligently looking into this vital issue even as we speak!