Wincam employee Joe Viglione is a PUDDING EATER

This just in... according to our Secret Sources at the Stop & Shop, Joe Viglione is a Pudding Eater!!!!! We knew of this days ago, people but we held up breaking the SHOCKING news until we had corroboration (or at least until we had our own dessert). And this morning we wake up to have that validation handed to us on a silver platter... perhaps the very same silver platter that Mr Viglione eats his pudding on!!!!!!!!! For on Joe Viglione's very own blog entry which he typed up this morning with his very own little fingers, the exact same fingers he uses to hold the spoon with which he eats his pudding (aside: does he, we wonder, use a teaspoon to eat his pudding with, or a tablespoon, or even -shudder- a Gravy Spoon??? - but we digress), yes typing away with pudding perhaps dripping off his pudgy little fingers, spilling onto the keyboard, clogging up the keys (which might explain Joe Viglione's odd spelling errors), Joe Viglione, in a Freudian Slip (or perhaps even in a Bra & Panties, typed out the following passage

we see NO PROGRAMMING. No proof of the pudding in the eating...)

There you have it my fellow Americans, Joe Viglione is a self confessed fithy no-good Damn dirty Ape (no wait... that's a line from Charlton Heston), Pudding Eater !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Of course, as I say, we knew this all along, based on testimony from a very reliable, award-losing prestigious source. To quote the source, "There I was pushing my cart down the isle at Stop & Shop when who do I see but non-mayoral candidate Joe Viglione stopped in front of the pudding section, eyes glazed over and drooling so much he was making a puddle on the floor. I asked him 'what's up Joe?' but he didn't answer. he kept staring at the shelf and chanted in a low voice 'Pooo-Ding... Pooo-Ding'. Then he reached his hands out and began practically shoveling those packages of powdery delight into his shopping cart. Jell-o, Royal, Betty Crocker, it didn't matter to Joe. He's an equal opportunity pudding eater. It was disgusting the way he ignored me like that and kept filling his cart. I wheeled away from him to go to the frozen pizza section & fill up my own cart since there aren't any more Devil Dogs for me to buy. Well when I got to the snacks section, there was Joe again. Only this time he was stocking up pudding cups! Chocolate, vanilla, Butterscotch, tapioca, mixed. There was proof before my eyes that Joe Viglione is a stocker and he was right there stocking the pudding in public and everything, It was sick, I was so gisgusted I wanted to vomit! I quickly left him to do the dirty deed and I headed for the checkout counter. To my surprise, there was Joe ahead of me in line already. He was pushing his cart into place, with his cart piled so high that boxes of pudding were spilling out and falling onto the floor. So he bent over, revealing his ass-crack, picked them up and re-stocked his cart with the pudding. Amazingly for a Third Time Joe Viglione was stocking pudding in the supermarket!"

Well what more do we need to say Ladies & Gentlemen... except to reveal the source of this story (which we won't). No we're not going to tell you that the source was John Byers who was in the Stop & Shop that day buying cooked chickens with his EBT card, but if you were to ask us if the source was John Byers, we couldn't prove to a court of law that the source was NOT John Byers!

So there you have it, Joe Viglione's dirty little secret is out. Joseph Viglione of 59 Garfield Ave (Disclaimer - this address was taken from his City Council petition request to speak before them - thank you Public Records Requests - we have not otherwise confirmed it) is a no-good egg-sucking pudding eater. Reports are coming from all over now, (and we haven't even hit the "send" button yet to publish this shocking news) of people being able to smell the Tapioca as they drive down Salem St with their windows open. The odor has been confirmed to be coming from Joe's house on Garfiled Ave, which feeds into Salem Street in the same manner that Joe Viglione feeds the pudding into his mouth. Wait a minute! Garfiled Ave? Isn't there a comic strip named Garfiled? Sure, he's that fat cat who eats anything, much like Joe Viglione is a fat human being who eats anything. There's another connection!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's a very real link between Joe Viglione and a pudding eating pussy! I smell a Pulitzer Prize here - oh wait, that's just the smell of chocolate pudding coming from Joe Viglione's house as he packs pudding into his pie-hole and packs on the pounds to his paunch!

Wow!!! No wonder they call him
THE VILLAGE IDIOT