Wincam employee Public Liar Joe Viglione's brain can't process an entire letter at one sitting

On public figure Joe Viglione's blog today he writes:

This is a tiny part of a huge response to correspondence from a Government official in Boston today.
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YOU WILL SEE MORE PARAGRAPHS FROM THE LETTER AS THE WEEKEND CONTINUES. IT IS HUGE, IT IS GOING TO PLACES EVEN THE POLICE ARE NOT AWARE OF, AND MCC IS GOING TO BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE, TRUST US.

Oh boy!... we are going to be treated all weekend long to snippets of the writings of Joe Viglione. I'm practically pissing my pants in anticipation!

But why the delay in printing the whole thing at once, Joe? You used to be able to tell a decent sized lie at one sitting. Is your concentration faltering? Are you having trouble making up the entire letter all at once? Are you suffering from ADD? Do you have a lack of energy these days? Here's a hint..

Stop humping our studio front, Joe, and then you'll be able to focus your mental energies into writing an entire blog entry at one sitting.