Wincam employee public liar Joe Viglone seen with urine stains on his pants?

Unconfirmed whispers have been circulating around town of sightings of public figure Joe Viglione in dire straits. It appears that Joe has been seen walking around Medford Square, passing by City Hall, 32 Riverside Ave, 5 High St and even on Forest St going by Chevalier Auditorium; muttering incoherently to himself while quickly jerking his head from left to right, then behind him and then snapping forward in a most disturbing manner as if he is being followed. His physical appearence is also a fright. Some informants have been alleged to be reporting that Joe has stains on his pants and trousers leg, while others with more discerning senses swear there was an odor of urine about him as he passed them by.

When called out on this by one brave passer-by, public figure Joe Viglione alibied his condition saying "Hey, I've been pissing my pants laughing so hard at what's coming down the pike for Tv3. It's going to be monumental!" Most people just shook their heads in disgust and gave him a wide berth, being sure to remain upwind of him as he headed in the direction of Governor's Ave. One person swore they heard Joe crypticly mentioning something about having an appointment with "The King" on the Summit up behind the Medford Historical Society.

We here at Information Central Medford don't know as we believe these rumors; but if we were forced to venture a reason for public figure Joe Viglione's new type of odd behavior, we'd just chalk it up to his being insane and let it go at that without expending the time for any further thought.